Forget it!
You must be kidding
my brain hurts
my dad says poetry kills me
my cat did his business on it
an alien took my pencils
my hands got cut off
my book got sold on trade me
my book got chewing gum in it
i don’t know what poetry is
What are you talking about
you want me to write poetry
all I have is a dumb list of excuses.
By Harry.
5,4,3,2,1 BLAST OFF!!!
High up into the clouds.
Theirs no more gravity,I’m starting to float.
I yell “hurray we are finally in space.”
The rest of my crew cheer.
Now the earth looks like a giant star.
I feel so tired I better go to sleep .
GOOD NIGHT!
Have a look at these photos and see wich one you think is the creediest.
this one looks like a
big bug.
this one looks like a jelly fish.
this looks like ugly little birds.
out goes the pot
in goes the oil
add in the onions and let it boil
add a few bits of seeweed
a soket of spice
mix it all up
a poket of rice
use some toffe
and a drop of coffee
use honey
but make sure its runny
i use chicken knees but you can lamb
aspesally stinky cheese
“come in mum we made everything soup!”
munch,gobble,crunch
slurping a bloody humans hand.
head like a slimy fish.
fat belly like a blue bouncy castle.
hairy arms like a black graffes neck.
feet like dog spew.
EWW! green toe nails.
burp!
by harry
Learning Legends! 